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Liverpool vs Arsenal: Premier League – Predictions, news, teams, lineups

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 09:47 am
Liverpool vs Arsenal: Premier League – Predictions, news, teams, lineups — South Africa
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The Straight Version

Arsenal face Liverpool at Anfield following a humiliating League Cup exit to Preston North End.

The UNHINGED Take

Arteta’s bottlers are heading to the slaughterhouse to get absolutely moered by Slot. Expect another pathetic display of Arsenal DNA where they crumble like dry rusks under the slightest bit of pressure.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE BOTTLE JOB / 10

Arteta’s bottlers are heading to the slaughterhouse to get absolutely moered by Slot.

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