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Long queues and delays frustrate voters in Cape Metro

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Mail & Guardian·4 Nov, 10:01 pm
Long queues and delays frustrate voters in Cape Metro — South Africa
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The Straight Version

In Mfuleni, many voters gave up on the queues, saying they could not wait it out.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Long queues and delays frustrate voters in Cape Metro: "Long queues and delays frustrate voters in Cape Metro". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Long queues and delays frustrate voters in Cape Metro: "Long queues and delays frustrate voters in Cape Metro".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Long queues and delays frustrate voters in Cape Metro: "Long queues and delays frustrate voters in Cape Metro". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/long-queues-and-delays-frustrate-voters-in-cape #NZElectio

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