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Lula's election win dashes US hopes of quick access to rare earths

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Mail & Guardian·5 Nov, 11:20 pm
Lula's election win dashes US hopes of quick access to rare earths — South Africa
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Lula's government plans new regulations for the sector to be set out by the new CIMCE

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