The Straight Version
Rubio says he'll stick around until Trump leaves, ignoring resignation rumors.
The UNHINGED Take
Rubio's hole‑in‑one duplicitous spiel sounds like a circus clown refusing to drop the act—a laugh‐worthwhile farce for the pity party that is Trump’s final act.
The Bottom Line
FLYING NUT SALAD / 10
Rubio's hole‑in‑one duplicitous spiel sounds like a circus clown refusing to drop the act—a laugh‐worthwhile farce for the pity party that is Trump’s final act.
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Rubio's hole‑in‑one duplicitous spiel sounds like a circus clown refusing to drop the act—a laugh‐worthwhile farce for the pity party that is Trump’s final act. FLYING NUT SALAD / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/marco-rubio-denies-plans-to-resign-as-2028 #NZElection2026
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