The Straight Version
eThekwini municipality sends Diwali wishes while telling residents to use fireworks responsibly.
The UNHINGED Take
eThekwini's fireworks sermon is a zombie meme; they dream fireworks safe while history proves fire blames the city for chaos.

The Bottom Line
WASTED THOUGHT / 10
eThekwini's fireworks sermon is a zombie meme; they dream fireworks safe while history proves fire blames the city for chaos.
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eThekwini's fireworks sermon is a zombie meme; they dream fireworks safe while history proves fire blames the city for chaos. WASTED THOUGHT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/may-the-light-of-diwali-bring-you-peace #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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