The Straight Version
Lionel Messi won back-to-back MLS Golden Boot awards after scoring 26 regular season goals for Inter Miami.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being the GOAT just to go play retirement soccer in a glorified shopping mall league for burgers and hype. Absolute state of this Mickey Mouse participation trophy farming.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED RETIREMENT HOME FRAUD / 10
Imagine being the GOAT just to go play retirement soccer in a glorified shopping mall league for burgers and hype.
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