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Millions of South Africans head to polls in LGE

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Mail & Guardian·4 Nov, 09:14 am
Millions of South Africans head to polls in LGE — South Africa
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The Straight Version

29.2 million South Africans lined up to vote in the general election.

The UNHINGED Take

The IEC's circus keeps 29.2 million people dancing with ballots, while the elite jones for pizza fares in a cabana of corrupt paperwork. The only thing they'll vote for is more empty wallets.

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GUNS AND GHOSTS / 10

The IEC's circus keeps 29.2 million people dancing with ballots, while the elite jones for pizza fares in a cabana of corrupt paperwork.

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The IEC's circus keeps 29.2 million people dancing with ballots, while the elite jones for pizza fares in a cabana of corrupt paperwork. GUNS AND GHOSTS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/millions-of-south-africans-head-to-polls-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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