The Straight Version
Oros orange squash celebrates 125 years, with its iconic jingle cementing its place in South African culture.
The UNHINGED Take
Celebrating 125 years of Oros while Eskom cooks the grid and politicians loot everything else? Typical kak priorities, bru. That jingle won't fix load shedding.

The Bottom Line
Absolute kak priorities / 10
Celebrating 125 years of Oros while Eskom cooks the grid and politicians loot everything else?
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Celebrating 125 years of Oros while Eskom cooks the grid and politicians loot everything else? Absolute kak priorities / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/oh-oh-oh-oh-oros-the-125-year #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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