The Straight Version
Joburg's uncollected rubbish crisis puts service delivery in the spotlight on election day
The UNHINGED Take
"Pikitup resumes Joburg collections after Samwu strike leaves streets buried in rubbish" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Pikitup resumes Joburg collections after Samwu strike leaves streets buried in rubbish" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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"Pikitup resumes Joburg collections after Samwu strike leaves streets buried in rubbish" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/pikitup-resumes-joburg-collections-after-samwu-strike-leaves #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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