The Straight Version
Paris police smashed Yellow Vests after they defied a banned rally, then hauled them in.
The UNHINGED Take
Paris police smashed Yellow Vests over a banned rally, then hauled them in— because what else does a revolution need? A crowd crush, a lawsuit, and a dose of South African existential dread.

The Bottom Line
JUNK AT THE RING / 10
Paris police smashed Yellow Vests over a banned rally, then hauled them in— because what else does a revolution need?
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Paris police smashed Yellow Vests over a banned rally, then hauled them in— because what else does a revolution need? JUNK AT THE RING / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/police-clash-with-protesters-as-anti-government-rallies #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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