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R300 temporarily closed after suspected taxi-related shooting

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: News24·29 Oct, 07:29 am
R300 temporarily closed after suspected taxi-related shooting — South Africa
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The Straight Version

The R300 in Cape Town is closed following a taxi-related shooting incident.

The UNHINGED Take

Just another day where the taxi mafia treats our highways like their personal Wild West shootout range. Absolute anarchy for the commute while the cops do sweet nothing.

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The Bottom Line

THIRD WORLD CHAOS / 10

Just another day where the taxi mafia treats our highways like their personal Wild West shootout range.

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