The Straight Version
Rock collapse kills two in Turkey's Cappadocia, local media reports
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"Rock collapse kills two in Turkeys Cappadocia, local media reports" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
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"Rock collapse kills two in Turkeys Cappadocia, local media reports" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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