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SIU begins hunt for luxury cars allegedly hidden by Tembisa Hospital tender suspect

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: News24·31 Oct, 03:58 am
SIU begins hunt for luxury cars allegedly hidden by Tembisa Hospital tender suspect — South Africa
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The Straight Version

SIU chasing eight luxury cars linked to Maumela's Tembisa Hospital tender scandal.

The UNHINGED Take

Maumela's luxury car stash proves Tembisa charity is just a parking lot for robbers. SIU's snooping turns the hospital into a junkyard of trust violations.

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Maumela's luxury car stash proves Tembisa charity is just a parking lot for robbers.

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