The Straight Version
Evan Roos is injured, but the Stormers hope recovering stars return for December's URC fixtures.
The UNHINGED Take
John Dobson is huffing pure copium if he thinks patching up this geriatric hospital ward will actually salvage their pathetic season. The Stormers are one breeze away from total collapse.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE CLINIC DISASTER / 10
John Dobson is huffing pure copium if he thinks patching up this geriatric hospital ward will actually salvage their pathetic season.
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John Dobson is huffing pure copium if he thinks patching up this geriatric hospital ward will actually salvage their pathetic season. ABSOLUTE CLINIC DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/stormers-injury-worries-mount-but-dobson-has-reason #NZElection2026 #Unhinged
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