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Sudan’s displaced return to new challenges in war-battered Khartoum

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 09:18 am
Sudan’s displaced return to new challenges in war-battered Khartoum — South Africa
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The Straight Version

Sudan refugees returning to Khartoum face fresh war devastation and displacement.

The UNHINGED Take

SAF and RSF bit out tongues, leaving Khartoum stocking auntie’s burnt bones. Those refugees grovel for hope, while the war‑lords sip lilacs in smoky glory.

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SAF and RSF bit out tongues, leaving Khartoum stocking auntie’s burnt bones.

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