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The long, costly road to the Soweto derby for three devoted Orlando Pirates fans

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: News24·31 Oct, 10:30 am
The long, costly road to the Soweto derby for three devoted Orlando Pirates fans — South Africa
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The Straight Version

Three devoted Orlando Pirates fans share the nine-hour drive, thousands of rands, and unwavering passion required to follow their team to the Soweto derby.

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