The Straight Version
For the third Saturday in a row, people across France are set to take to the streets to protest against the high cost of living and demand better funding for education. Police are preparing for all eventualities ahead of another weekend of protests, following earlier demonstrations that ended in rioting and looting in city centres.
The UNHINGED Take
"Third weekend of protests looms as tensions persist across France" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Third weekend of protests looms as tensions persist across France" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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