The Straight Version
Democrats won control of both houses of Congress and now pledge to negotiate with President Donald Trump.
The UNHINGED Take
The blue donkey is already limping into a marriage of convenience with its sworn enemy. Pure pathetic political theatre for the mugs watching this burning wreckage.

The Bottom Line
TOTAL COGNITIVE COLLAPSE / 10
The blue donkey is already limping into a marriage of convenience with its sworn enemy.
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The blue donkey is already limping into a marriage of convenience with its sworn enemy. TOTAL COGNITIVE COLLAPSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/us-midterms-democrats-say-ready-to-negotiate-and #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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