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US strikes Iran's Qeshm Island as Trump signals progress in talks

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 02:28 am
US strikes Iran's Qeshm Island as Trump signals progress in talks — South Africa
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The Straight Version

US bombs Iran's Qeshm Island while Trump whispers about peace.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump's sweet talk about diplomacy can only mean he's buying a ticket to hell. While the US drops bombs, the truth: he's a puppeteer dancing on nuclear drums.

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CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Trump's sweet talk about diplomacy can only mean he's buying a ticket to hell.

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Trump's sweet talk about diplomacy can only mean he's buying a ticket to hell. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/us-strikes-irans-qeshm-island-as-trump-signals #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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