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Zelenskyy hopes Democratic Congress will bring more US help for Ukraine

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·5 Nov, 04:49 am
Zelenskyy hopes Democratic Congress will bring more US help for Ukraine — South Africa
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The Straight Version

EU officials also urge new US Congress to step up pressure on Russia to end the four-and-a-half-year war.

The UNHINGED Take

"Zelenskyy hopes Democratic Congress will bring more US help for Ukraine" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"Zelenskyy hopes Democratic Congress will bring more US help for Ukraine" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Zelenskyy hopes Democratic Congress will bring more US help for Ukraine" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/zelenskyy-hopes-democratic-congress-will-bring-more-us #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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