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Australian government defends social media ban for under 16s in court

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·4 Nov, 08:26 am
Australian government defends social media ban for under 16s in court — UAE
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The Straight Version

The Australian government is defending its proposed social media ban for children under sixteen in federal court.

The UNHINGED Take

The Canberra muppets think a digital iron curtain will stop the feral youth from finding ways to rot their brains. It is a pathetic attempt to legislate parenting for a generation already smarter than their politicians.

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COLOSSAL GOVERNMENT FAILURE / 10

The Canberra muppets think a digital iron curtain will stop the feral youth from finding ways to rot their brains.

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The Canberra muppets think a digital iron curtain will stop the feral youth from finding ways to rot their brains. COLOSSAL GOVERNMENT FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/australian-government-defends-social-media-ban-for-under #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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