The Straight Version
The Australian government is defending its proposed social media ban for children under sixteen in federal court.
The UNHINGED Take
The Canberra muppets think a digital iron curtain will stop the feral youth from finding ways to rot their brains. It is a pathetic attempt to legislate parenting for a generation already smarter than their politicians.

The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL GOVERNMENT FAILURE / 10
The Canberra muppets think a digital iron curtain will stop the feral youth from finding ways to rot their brains.
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The Canberra muppets think a digital iron curtain will stop the feral youth from finding ways to rot their brains. COLOSSAL GOVERNMENT FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/australian-government-defends-social-media-ban-for-under #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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