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Republicans fuming after Democrat Talarico flips Texas Senate blue

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·4 Nov, 08:42 am
Republicans fuming after Democrat Talarico flips Texas Senate blue — UAE
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The Straight Version

Democrat James Talarico flipped a Texas Senate seat blue, ending four decades of Republican dominance in the district.

The UNHINGED Take

Texas Republicans finally managed to trip over their own egos and lose a forty-year stronghold to a literal nobody. Absolute shambles from a party that clearly forgot how to do anything but whine.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL SKILL ISSUE / 10

Texas Republicans finally managed to trip over their own egos and lose a forty-year stronghold to a literal nobody.

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Texas Republicans finally managed to trip over their own egos and lose a forty-year stronghold to a literal nobody. COLOSSAL SKILL ISSUE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/republicans-fuming-after-democrat-talarico-flips-texas-senate #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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