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Chelsea vs Manchester United: LIVE – Premier League

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·31 Oct, 08:30 am
Chelsea vs Manchester United: LIVE – Premier League — UAE
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The Straight Version

Chelsea and Manchester United face off in a Premier League match headlined by Bruno Fernandes.

The UNHINGED Take

Watching these two billion-dollar disasters play football is like observing a slow-motion car crash involving two clowns fighting over a half-eaten kebab. Total waste of oxygen and bandwidth.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE TURD FEST / 10

Watching these two billion-dollar disasters play football is like observing a slow-motion car crash involving two clowns fighting over a half-eaten kebab.

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Watching these two billion-dollar disasters play football is like observing a slow-motion car crash involving two clowns fighting over a half-eaten kebab. ABSOLUTE TURD FEST / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/chelsea-vs-manchester-united-live-premier-league #NZElection20

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