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Congress defeat: How Trump’s allies are distancing themselves from Iran war

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·5 Nov, 10:24 am
Congress defeat: How Trump’s allies are distancing themselves from Iran war — UAE
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The Straight Version

JD Vance and Trump allies are distancing themselves from the Iran war following midterm election losses.

The UNHINGED Take

Vance is sprinting away from his own war machine like a panicked rat as the polling numbers burn. These absolute muppets are allergic to consequences the second their cushy seats get warm.

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COWARDLY RAT BEHAVIOR / 10

Vance is sprinting away from his own war machine like a panicked rat as the polling numbers burn.

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Vance is sprinting away from his own war machine like a panicked rat as the polling numbers burn. COWARDLY RAT BEHAVIOR / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/congress-defeat-how-trumps-allies-are-distancing-themselves #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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