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‘Helpless’: The families facing winter in tents on the beach in Gaza

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·5 Nov, 10:25 am
‘Helpless’: The families facing winter in tents on the beach in Gaza — UAE
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The Straight Version

Families in Gaza are using repurposed cooking pots as makeshift barriers against rising seawater.

The UNHINGED Take

Converting kitchen scrap into a sea wall while the world watches is peak civilizational collapse. Humanity has officially traded infrastructure for a dumpster fire of desperation.

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UTTER APOCALYPTIC FAILURE / 10

Converting kitchen scrap into a sea wall while the world watches is peak civilizational collapse.

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