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Dead dolphins, naval mines: Russia-Ukraine war destroys the Black Sea

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·31 Oct, 08:27 am
Dead dolphins, naval mines: Russia-Ukraine war destroys the Black Sea — UAE
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The Straight Version

Russia's war has decimated the Black Sea, killing over 120,000 dolphins and causing massive ecological collapse.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine nuking the ocean just to LARP as a superpower while the dolphins pay the ultimate price for your fragile ego. Absolute cooked behaviour, you spineless warmongers.

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The Bottom Line

APOCALYPTIC LEVEL INCOMPETENCE / 10

Imagine nuking the ocean just to LARP as a superpower while the dolphins pay the ultimate price for your fragile ego.

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Imagine nuking the ocean just to LARP as a superpower while the dolphins pay the ultimate price for your fragile ego. APOCALYPTIC LEVEL INCOMPETENCE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/dead-dolphins-naval-mines-russia-ukraine-war-destroys #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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