The Straight Version
A 5.7 earthquake rattled Shizuoka prefecture, injuring over 20 residents.
The UNHINGED Take
Tiny 5.7 tremor in Shizuoka wastes more than 20 living and kills sanity. Officials claim aftershocks, but locals just want pizza again.
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The Bottom Line
EARTH WRECKED / 10
Tiny 5.7 tremor in Shizuoka wastes more than 20 living and kills sanity.
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