The Straight Version
Some Haitians cheered on El Salvadorian troops deployed to fight gangs in the Haitian capital.
The UNHINGED Take
Bukele's boots parade into Haiti, and the locals clap like fans of a circus while the streets shiver. Who needs safety when you can pay a hero to strike fear?

The Bottom Line
DOLLAR-DRUNK WAR / 10
Bukele's boots parade into Haiti, and the locals clap like fans of a circus while the streets shiver.
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Bukele's boots parade into Haiti, and the locals clap like fans of a circus while the streets shiver. DOLLAR-DRUNK WAR / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/haitians-cheer-el-salvadors-bukele-amid-gang-war #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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