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Europe’s wealth gap: Older households eight times richer than young ones

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·29 Oct, 06:25 am
Europe’s wealth gap: Older households eight times richer than young ones — UAE
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The Straight Version

European youth under 35 hold a meager 2.8 percent of household wealth compared to older generations.

The UNHINGED Take

Boomers hoarded every house and pension on the continent, leaving under-35s to pay off the entire EU's existence with freelance side hustles and despair.

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Boomers hoarded every house and pension on the continent, leaving under-35s to pay off the entire EU's existence with freelance side hustles and despair.

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Boomers hoarded every house and pension on the continent, leaving under-35s to pay off the entire EU's existence with freelance side hustles and despair. GERIATRIC HEIST / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/europes-wealth-gap-older-households-eight-times-richer #NZElection

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