The Straight Version
Liverpool defeated Chelsea 6-5 on penalties following a 1-1 draw in the League Cup last-16.
The UNHINGED Take
Chelsea spent a billion on a squad that still turns into absolute glass the moment a penalty spot appears. Watching these overpaid muppets choke is the only entertainment this sport provides.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE EMBARRASSMENT / 10
Chelsea spent a billion on a squad that still turns into absolute glass the moment a penalty spot appears.
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Chelsea spent a billion on a squad that still turns into absolute glass the moment a penalty spot appears. ABSOLUTE EMBARRASSMENT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/liverpool-beat-chelsea-6-5-on-penalties-to #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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