Football legend Cristiano Ronaldo ann…

Football legend Cristiano Ronaldo announces international retirement

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·5 Nov, 10:48 am

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Cristiano Ronaldo has officially announced his retirement from international football.

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Finally stopped cosplaying as a national hero to focus on his real passion of chasing Saudi paychecks and staring at his own reflection in the mirror.

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Finally stopped cosplaying as a national hero to focus on his real passion of chasing Saudi paychecks and staring at his own reflection in the mirror.

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