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Sudan accuses Ethiopia of allowing RSF drone launches from its territory

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·5 Nov, 10:42 am
Sudan accuses Ethiopia of allowing RSF drone launches from its territory — UAE
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The Straight Version

Sudan claims Ethiopia is permitting RSF paramilitary forces to launch drone strikes from within its borders.

The UNHINGED Take

The Horn of Africa is just a massive arms bazaar for muppets who cannot even manage their own airspace. Watching these clowns outsource their civil war to their neighbors is peak regional embarrassment.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE DIPLOMATIC TRAINWRECK / 10

The Horn of Africa is just a massive arms bazaar for muppets who cannot even manage their own airspace.

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