The Straight Version
Four tankers burned in Iran's Hormuz strait after mine collisions, Tehran claims.
The UNHINGED Take
Tehran blew up four oil barges and called it a victory — while Trump screamed attack at the beep. Two nations, one self-inflicted traffic jam. Munted.***
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The Bottom Line
ZERO BRAINS / 10
Tehran blew up four oil barges and called it a victory — while Trump screamed attack at the beep.
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