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US midterms: Trump 'has done everything to make life difficult for business owners'

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·4 Nov, 08:44 am
US midterms: Trump 'has done everything to make life difficult for business owners' — UAE
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The Straight Version

Trump's tariffs bloated costs, driving US small businesses into 46% bankruptcy surge after Democrats win the midterms.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump's tax‑drunk tariffs turned small businesses into pumpkin heads, 46% gone bankrupt. Biden smiles while the economy bleeds. Chaos befall.

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CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Trump's tax‑drunk tariffs turned small businesses into pumpkin heads, 46% gone bankrupt.

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