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French school protests resume on small scale as students return from break

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·2 Nov, 11:39 am
French school protests resume on small scale as students return from break — UAE
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The Straight Version

French students have resumed blockading 41 schools following the return from their holiday break.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine crying over a holiday break being over when you could just stay home and be useless. French teens really out here LARPing as revolutionaries over a geography exam.

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PATHETIC OVERDRAMA / 10

Imagine crying over a holiday break being over when you could just stay home and be useless.

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