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Oman and China sign deals to boost trade and investment

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·2 Nov, 12:18 pm
Oman and China sign deals to boost trade and investment — UAE
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The Straight Version

Oman and China have signed new bilateral agreements to increase trade and investment across multiple economic sectors.

The UNHINGED Take

Oman is busy hawking the family silver to Beijing while pretending it is a masterstroke of diplomacy. Enjoy becoming a glorified shipping container for Xi before the decade is out.

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COLONIALISM SPEEDRUN / 10

Oman is busy hawking the family silver to Beijing while pretending it is a masterstroke of diplomacy.

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Oman is busy hawking the family silver to Beijing while pretending it is a masterstroke of diplomacy. COLONIALISM SPEEDRUN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/oman-and-china-sign-deals-to-boost-trade #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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