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Hong Kong activist Joshua Wong sentenced to ten years in jail

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·5 Nov, 04:04 am
Hong Kong activist Joshua Wong sentenced to ten years in jail — UAE
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The Straight Version

Joshua Wong was sentenced to ten years in prison.

The UNHINGED Take

Joshua Wong swapped his protests for steel shackles. Ten years behind bars? The only thing darker than Hong Kong's future is this clammy court’s verdict.

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The Bottom Line

JAILTIME IS GOLD / 10

Joshua Wong swapped his protests for steel shackles.

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