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Hundreds evacuated from Melania-brokered ceasefire town of Oleshky

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·31 Oct, 02:44 am
Hundreds evacuated from Melania-brokered ceasefire town of Oleshky — UAE
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The Straight Version

Hundreds evacuated from Oleshky after Melania Trump brokered a local ceasefire.

The UNHINGED Take

Melania Trump claimed to negotiate a ceasefire, but it's simply a cheap curtain for the Russian war machine to brag. Oleshky's civilians paid the price of her political circus.

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The Bottom Line

BRAIN SALE FAIL / 10

Melania Trump claimed to negotiate a ceasefire, but it's simply a cheap curtain for the Russian war machine to brag.

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Melania Trump claimed to negotiate a ceasefire, but it's simply a cheap curtain for the Russian war machine to brag. BRAIN SALE FAIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/hundreds-evacuated-from-melania-brokered-ceasefire-town-of #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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