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Pope Leo becomes first pontiff to vote in US general election

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·31 Oct, 01:31 am
Pope Leo becomes first pontiff to vote in US general election — UAE
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The Straight Version

Pope Leo is the first pontiff to send a mail‑in ballot to the US midterms from Chicago.

The UNHINGED Take

Holy crap, the Pope fumes his own spiritual wars by voting in Arizona’s coffee‑steeped democracy. The Vatican’s temper tantrum covers the punchline: He’s got lighter conscience than a junkie’s checkbook.

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INFANT COGNITION / 10

Holy crap, the Pope fumes his own spiritual wars by voting in Arizona’s coffee‑steeped democracy.

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Holy crap, the Pope fumes his own spiritual wars by voting in Arizona’s coffee‑steeped democracy. INFANT COGNITION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/pope-leo-becomes-first-pontiff-to-vote-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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