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Ice hockey federation reiterates opposition to reinstatement of Russia

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·4 Nov, 03:04 pm
Ice hockey federation reiterates opposition to reinstatement of Russia — UAE
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The Straight Version

The Court of Arbitration for Sport overruled the international ice hockey federation's ban on Russian teams.

The UNHINGED Take

The CAS absolute muppets just traded their moral compass for a bucket of frozen sewage. Watching these suits ignore a war zone to chase pucks is peak corporate lobotomy.

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COLOSSAL MORAL BANKRUPTCY / 10

The CAS absolute muppets just traded their moral compass for a bucket of frozen sewage.

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