The Straight Version
Iran cheers U.S. midterms, Trump still on attack hunt.
The UNHINGED Take
Tehran applauds Biden's victory, raising wet eyebrows as Trump sheepishly plans his next missile; America's foreign policy still a joke, backseat drivers on a broken vessel.

The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Tehran applauds Biden's victory, raising wet eyebrows as Trump sheepishly plans his next missile; America's foreign policy still a joke, backseat drivers on a broken vessel.
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Tehran applauds Biden's victory, raising wet eyebrows as Trump sheepishly plans his next missile; America's foreign policy still a joke, backseat drivers on a broken vessel. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/iranian-leaders-welcome-us-midterms-but-tr
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