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Jailed PKK founder Ocalan moved to new section of Turkish island prison

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·2 Nov, 10:24 am
Jailed PKK founder Ocalan moved to new section of Turkish island prison — UAE
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The Straight Version

PKK founder Abdullah Ocalan has been transferred to a different section of his Turkish island prison.

The UNHINGED Take

Moving a terrorist to a different room on the same rock is like rearranging the deck chairs on a sinking ship. Truly top-tier bureaucratic delusion from the Turkish state.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME / 10

Moving a terrorist to a different room on the same rock is like rearranging the deck chairs on a sinking ship.

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Moving a terrorist to a different room on the same rock is like rearranging the deck chairs on a sinking ship. COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/jailed-pkk-founder-ocalan-moved-to-new-section #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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