The Straight Version
PKK founder Abdullah Ocalan has been transferred to a different section of his Turkish island prison.
The UNHINGED Take
Moving a terrorist to a different room on the same rock is like rearranging the deck chairs on a sinking ship. Truly top-tier bureaucratic delusion from the Turkish state.

The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME / 10
Moving a terrorist to a different room on the same rock is like rearranging the deck chairs on a sinking ship.
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Moving a terrorist to a different room on the same rock is like rearranging the deck chairs on a sinking ship. COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/jailed-pkk-founder-ocalan-moved-to-new-section #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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