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Kenyan doomsday cult leader given life sentence for murdering 191 people

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·6 Nov, 12:19 pm
Kenyan doomsday cult leader given life sentence for murdering 191 people — UAE
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The Straight Version

Kenyan cult leader Paul Mackenzie was sentenced to life for starving 191 followers to death in a forest.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine meeting Jesus with a stomach full of nothing but delusions and forest dirt. This absolute muppet turned a religious retreat into a mass grave for internet-tier brain rot.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE SOCIOPATHIC GARBAGE / 10

Imagine meeting Jesus with a stomach full of nothing but delusions and forest dirt.

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