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Two dead after bus crashes in France, officials say

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·6 Nov, 12:27 pm
Two dead after bus crashes in France, officials say — UAE
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The Straight Version

A bus crash in France has resulted in the deaths of one child and one young adult.

The UNHINGED Take

French infrastructure is clearly as fragile as their ego, turning a simple commute into an absolute graveyard shift for everyone involved.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE DEATH TRAP / 10

French infrastructure is clearly as fragile as their ego, turning a simple commute into an absolute graveyard shift for everyone involved.

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French infrastructure is clearly as fragile as their ego, turning a simple commute into an absolute graveyard shift for everyone involved. ABSOLUTE DEATH TRAP / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/two-dead-after-bus-crashes-in-france-officials #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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