The Straight Version
Cameron Boozer notched his first triple-double while the Kings remain winless following a loss to the Pelicans.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being a pro athlete and losing to a Pelicans team that is basically a glorified pickup squad. The Kings are absolute muppets playing basketball with their eyes closed.
The Bottom Line
BRAIN DEAD PERFORMANCE / 10
Imagine being a pro athlete and losing to a Pelicans team that is basically a glorified pickup squad.
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