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Sudan investigation maps commanders linked to wartime rape

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·30 Oct, 08:20 am
Sudan investigation maps commanders linked to wartime rape — UAE
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The Straight Version

Investigators identified 25 Sudanese commanders linked to locations where wartime sexual violence occurred.

The UNHINGED Take

"Sudan investigation maps commanders linked to wartime rape" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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"Sudan investigation maps commanders linked to wartime rape" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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