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Olympic champion Imane Khelif to make professional boxing debut in December

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·6 Nov, 12:04 pm
Olympic champion Imane Khelif to make professional boxing debut in December — UAE
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The Straight Version

Olympic gold medalist Imane Khelif is set to make her professional boxing debut this December.

The UNHINGED Take

The boxing world is allergic to peace and chooses to sprint headfirst into another absolute circus of triggered keyboard warriors and salt-mined outrage. Grab the popcorn, the chaos is going to be magnificent.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE CONTENTIOUS MAYHEM / 10

The boxing world is allergic to peace and chooses to sprint headfirst into another absolute circus of triggered keyboard warriors and salt-mined outrage.

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The boxing world is allergic to peace and chooses to sprint headfirst into another absolute circus of triggered keyboard warriors and salt-mined outrage. ABSOLUTE CONTENTIOUS MAYHEM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/olympic-champion-imane-khelif-to-make-professional-box

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