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Tanzania court jails opposition leader for incitement, lifts treason charge

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·6 Nov, 11:56 am
Tanzania court jails opposition leader for incitement, lifts treason charge — UAE
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The Straight Version

Tanzanian courts dropped the treason charge against Tundu Lissu but sentenced him for incitement instead.

The UNHINGED Take

Trading a death sentence for a jail cell is the Tanzanian equivalent of being told you can choose between being shot or just beaten to a pulp. Absolute legislative clown show.

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Trading a death sentence for a jail cell is the Tanzanian equivalent of being told you can choose between being shot or just beaten to a pulp.

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Trading a death sentence for a jail cell is the Tanzanian equivalent of being told you can choose between being shot or just beaten to a pulp. KANGAROO COURT CIRCUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/tanzania-court-jails-opposition-leader-for-incitement-lifts #NZElection

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