The Straight Version
Tenerife footballer Jesus de Miguel died after an on‑pitch collision in Navahermosa, Spain.
The UNHINGED Take
Spain's football elite cried in Navahermosa over Jesus de Miguel’s death, while their clubs still feed kids a cholesterol diet of broken contracts and high‑ticket scarves.
The Bottom Line
SHAMEFUL VIRTUE /10
Spain's football elite cried in Navahermosa over Jesus de Miguel’s death, while their clubs still feed kids a cholesterol diet of broken contracts and high‑ticket scarves.
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Spain's football elite cried in Navahermosa over Jesus de Miguel’s death, while their clubs still feed kids a cholesterol diet of broken contracts and high‑ticket scarves. SHAMEFUL VIRTUE /10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/photos-spain-mourns-jesus-de-miguel-who-died #NZE
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