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Vance eyes 2028 reset, as Republicans mull pivot after US midterms drubbing

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·5 Nov, 04:12 pm
Vance eyes 2028 reset, as Republicans mull pivot after US midterms drubbing — UAE
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The Straight Version

Elections trip Democrats large, GOP unsettled.

The UNHINGED Take

Vance's 2028 reset is a roulette ticket he sells to losers. GOP pivot feels like a camel trying to swim—loss for the desert, fix for the world.

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The Bottom Line

FALLING FAST DAY

Vance's 2028 reset is a roulette ticket he sells to losers.

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Vance's 2028 reset is a roulette ticket he sells to losers. FALLING FAST DAY https://unhingednews.com/ae/vance-eyes-2028-reset-as-republicans-mull-pivot #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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